Okay Eagle Eye.......here's one for you that ought to spark some interest....

Our place at Sheridan used to be kind of pretty, until some dude moved next door from the city,
He cut down all his trees, which scared away the moose, deer, birds and bees,
I'd tar and feather him if I could, but my spouse says that would do no good,
So I guess I'll chill and have another beer,
cause around our place it looks like it's gonna be turkey season all year!

Cheers!