I will now explain how to deal with this type of situation. If you know there is a fir ban you should say to the person "do you know there is a fire ban"? At this point the person will say "oh ya but it was lifted this morning, come ashore and have a beer" or they may say "oh really" and they will put the fire out and say "come ashore and have a beer" Both ways you still get a beer and mabye a new friend! With the nutjob approach mentioned in the last post you get no beer and make no new friends.